i cant believe i just paid £14 for this dvd it was slow going took about 35 minutes for the first bit of excitement it had a few funny moments +some gore but apart from that i found it boring cant believe it was hyped up to be a great brit horror comedy [dont believe the hype

Next time you see a sign saying that, you should heed the warning...this is something our characters fail to do and so find themselves in a battle for their lives with one crazy farmer, this film has a decent storyline, plenty of gore and the odd few comic moments...it's worth a watch.

When you see 'torture porn' such as hostel and saw, you see them for contrite pieces of superviolence that they are. Modern day cinema nasties. The cottage seems to think its different. It incorporates laughs with lashings of gore. Problem is-the laughs are mediocre and the gore is piled on. If it were alot funnier then it would be more excusable. But instead we have a film that is nasty in places.
Do we really want to watch others being tortured in the name of entertainment? Whether its for laughs of not, The Cottage does not makes this level of violence acceptable. Mediocre yet brutal.